For all my Blogistani sistas who find pandas irresistably cute, (which they most definitely are!), and I'm staring right at ya Happy Wife and Busy Bee Suz and Smiley Girl Laura...., please read below:
Panda bites student who just wanted a hug
Student shocked when fuzzy creature rejects his advances at Chinese zoo
The Associated Press
BEIJING - A college student in southern China just needed a hug, but he probably shouldn't have picked a panda for his warm and fuzzy moment.
Instead of a hug, the panda bit the student after he broke into the animal's zoo enclosure. A park employee said the student was visiting the zoo with classmates when he jumped the 6.5-foot-high fence around the panda's habitat. The park was virtually deserted at the time.
The employee said the student was bitten in the arms and legs by the panda, named Yang Yang. Two foreign visitors who saw the attack ran to get help. The official Xinhua News Agency reports the hospitalized student later said the panda was so cute and cuddly he never expected to be bitten.
Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.
URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27855970?GT1=43001
There are so many things wrong with that stupid ass college student, none of which have anything to do with that poor panda who was only protecting herself from a lunatic Chinese student running at her arms akimbo demanding a damned hug.
BUT, that's not the point of this post. The point is that pandas, as cute and cuddly as they seem, are still WILD creatures and can sometimes break out into this:
So, Happy Wife, instead of wild beasts, please, please, please, please post pics of sweet (domesticated) Ruby gal and lovely (domesticated) puppy Diva, and leave the panda lovin' to the dumb Chinese kid.....no, wait, not a kid....a COLLEGE STUDENT!
I want to see more pics and videos of Wrigley, Chums, Ruby, Diva, Cocoa, Ozzie, Harley, Maisy, Krispy, Scott & Larry (but not Freddie), Buster, Liger, Latte, Dudley the Dog, Studely Dudley, Morgun, Dickens, Andrew, George, Gretel, Bacchus, Dolce, Sadie and her feline gang, Princess Piglet of Pottstown, Molly, Tess, Elvis, Beverly, Jack-Jill-&Kona, Dakotah, Maika, Ferris, Cameron, Charlie, and ALL THE OTHER BLOGISTANI ANIPALS...you know who you are and I'm sorry if I forgot to list your name. I'll rub your bellies and give you treats to make up for it.
Just goes to show you that the only reason I *probably* come to your corner of Blogistan is just so I can get a daily dose of cuteness from your various anipals, and NOT a shitload of pandas I couldn't hug anyway. What do I look like, a dumb student?
Speaking of poo, Laura, don't forget to click on my last post. I'm still mad about the bag of shit to the head I got smacked with. Thanks sista.
6 comments:
SOOO funny.
What an idiot that student was....so dumb.
I will not tell Freddie that he was dissed by you!!!
You seriously crack me up!
By the way, thank you SO MUCH for the encouragement on the 3 Day. I walked every step, and I'm SO glad I made it through in one piece.
I really appreciate your kind words!
You silly girl! I had the link to this VERY article on my blog, under the cute picture of the pandas! ;-)
btw - new video of Diva is on the Dog Blog - check it out - it's just DRIPPING with cuteness.... and there's a new photo/post about Diva on my HWHL blog.
Another video of both puppies to come SOON, I promise!
No more pandas - I promise!
I'll grab the camera and get some more videos stat!
I actually have a bunch I've been meaning to post, just been too busy!
Ok going to read your next post now on poo. Can't wait!
Diva is in tears that you have not commented on her cute video (nor her cute Christmas ornament picture) yet. ;-)
Happy Wife,
What!?? I have commented on her gorgeous rawhide video, her diva collad pics, and MUCH, MUCH more! I don't know what's going on...I know I DEFINITELY left at least 3 comments.
:-(
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